Prince Harry, who returned last week from a 20-week tour of duty in Helmand province in Afghanistan, won’t be making any cups of tea in a hurry.

His comrades jokingly referred to him as the “brew bitch” — the soldier who had to make tea for them all — after losing at the British military board game “uckers.”

In interviews with journalists in Afghanistan, chopper pilot Harry said, “Whoever loses that becomes the ‘brew bitch,’ and then you have to make brews for everybody all day.

“I lost two days ago and yesterday, so since you guys have been here, I’ve only lost.”

“[Uckers is] always the thing we do first in the morning,” said Capt. Simon Beattie, Harry’s flight commander.