Students at the University of California in San Diego turned on the campus TV station to find a classmate engaged in X-rated acts with an unidentified woman.

“It’s my effort to bridge the gap between students and their sexual desires in a fun way,” explained Steve York, the senior in the sex video.

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A trout farm is offering a $1,000 reward for the capture of a giant eel that got loose in the breeding pond.

Gary Wales, of Tommy Finn’s Trout Farm near Melbourne, Australia, said the eel is 13 feet long with a head the size of a football.

In fact, it has been dubbed Australia’s own Loch Ness Monster.

“Maybe it’s Nessie, Nessie’s offspring maybe. Who knows?” Wales said.

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A Norwegian family returned home from vacation to find their below-ground swimming pool gone.

“This can’t be, we thought. No one can steal a swimming pool,” said Arild Nicolaysen, who discovered a big hole in place of the pool.

But steal it they did, hauling off the steel reinforcements, plastic liner, skimming and filter systems, hoses and pipes.

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A South African police couple on their way to get married stopped on the way to church to arrest three armed men holding up a driver.

Inspector Gustav Myburgh was in uniform and Constable Barbara Beogner was in her wedding gown when they saw the stickup near Johannesburg.

“They had to make a decision: Were they going to church or were they going to help?” said police spokesman Eugene Opperman.

“Of course, they chose to help.”

The bride and groom chased the suspects, busted them, then continued on to the church, where they walked up the aisle.

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If you’re saved from drowning at San Antonio Beach in Chile, be prepared to pay up.

Lifeguards are charging a fee ranging from $50 to $250 to punish careless swimmers and cut the costs of the rescue operations.

Gee, do they throw you back in if you can’t pay?