The FBI is hunting an elderly bank robber who’s on the run with his girlfriend – in a luxury motor home.

Detectives believe the man, in his 70s, held up a bank in Kansas and took a $200,000 cashier’s check, which he used to buy a Holiday Rambler motor home complete with a queen-size bed.

Agents tracked him from the Harrisonville bank to the motor-home center, but the trail has gone cold. The FBI says he’s an elderly white man with an “I can’t believe I got away with this” expression on his face.

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A pregnant porn actress is planning to give birth before movie cameras – for an X-rated film being made.

But the New Zealand mom-to-be, known as Nicky, says officials are threatening to seize her infant if she does.

“I find all the outrage quite amusing. I’m not doing anything illegal, we’re not breaking any laws. It’s my choice. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it.

“If they’re going to try and take my child off me, they’re going to have one hell of a fight.”

The maker of the porno flick, Stephen Crow, said, “Birth is the inevitable consequence of sex, and yet we’re not allowed to show the two things in the same footage.”

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A Washington, D.C., man – angry at the tough security procedures at an airport – dropped his pants to expose himself in protest.

Marc Danselme, 62, a French national who lives in Washington, was arrested at Miami International Airport.

The bust came after Danselme, asked by security officers to remove his belt, whipped down his pants instead and said, “Is this good enough?”

He was charged with “prohibited conduct” and ordered held on $500 bail.

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Tourists worried about visiting the troubled city of Belfast can now see it a bit more safely – in the comfort of two armored tanks.

“Tourists love it, it’s pandemonium!” said tour operator Art Corbett, who operates the decommissioned British military vehicles in the Northern Ireland city.

He added that the vehicles are also proving popular with locals who hire them for weddings and special events.

“At first they thought it was a joke when they saw us on the streets. They were gob-smacked,” he said.