A Vermont teen broke into a tomb, tore the head off a corpse and brought it home, authorities say.

Nickolas Buckalew, 17, of Morrisville, may have then used the severed head as a bong or a pipe for smoking marijuana, according to court papers.

Let’s pray it doesn’t get any weirder than this.

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Some stores have greeters at the entrance – the Artcraft Print Shop in Des Moines has a hissing goose.

A Canada goose built a nest just a few feet from the door, hatched a gosling and now warns customers not to come too close.

“She hisses, but she doesn’t bite. Otherwise, everybody thinks she’s pretty cool,” said the store’s office manager, Judi Williams.

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Eva Klemann had a surprise meeting with the mayor of Fairhope, Ala., when she accidentally hit the gas pedal and smashed her car through his office.

“I thought it was a bomb, but then I saw a car coming right at us,” said Mayor Tim Kant, who was uninjured.

“She just came up to pay her utility bill. We told her to sit calm and don’t worry.”

Klemann, 57, wasn’t charged .

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Horses like carrots and will do anything to get them – even biting pop stars’ butts.

Sexy Bosnian singer Jana found that out as she filmed a video at a stable in Bijeljina with a carrot sticking out of her back pocket.

A hungry horse noticed the treat and zeroed in Jana’s curvy posterior, taking a chunk out of it and landing the jolted entertainer in the hospital.

We’re sure she’ll be the butt of many jokes once she recovers.

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Shopping at the local mall in Hungary may soon be a more gratifying experience.

The Hungarian Interior Ministry is mulling a law that would let hookers trawl shopping centers for business – as long as they perform the actual sex act elsewhere.

We guess that means that while some shoppers will go for the blue-light specials, others will head for the red-light specials.