Attention, anybody reading this paper in the future: Save yesterday’s date.

MIT student Amal Dorai hosted a Time Traveler Convention on campus yesterday and was hoping that any travelers from the future would show up.

There was no dress code and no need to RSVP – guests just had to bring proof, like the cure for cancer or a cold-fusion reactor, said Dorai.

In California you can no longer point and shoot.

Legislators in the Golden State have taken steps to ban the use of hunting Web pages, such as the Texas-based Live-shot.com.

On these sites you can aim a rifle and shoot at paper targets – or live ones – with the click of your mouse.

Maybe she wanted to be sure she’d spend Mother’s Day with her son.

A man on his way out of the hospital was struck by a car driven by his mom on Thursday, as she was on her way to pick him up.

Lilian Carter, 84, was driving to the entrance of Elliot Hospital in Manchester, N.H., as her son Ron, 49, was walking out to meet her.

She suddenly sped up, hit him and crashed into a concrete pillar – sending them both back into the hospital.

In Toronto, “holistic” is just a pun.

A recent report uncovered that more than 200 shops licensed as “holistic health-care centers” are nothing more than brothels.

“Seventy to 75 percent of all the holistic centers across the city are illegitimate operations offering sexual services,” says James Slocum, a city inspector who investigates the facilities.

That’s what they call “sexual healing.”

A young driver in Romania lost control on a crowded road and collided with an oncoming car, injuring three people, while he was engaged in oral sex.

The driver, who was fully naked with his gal pal, told police he was having a “hell of a time” at the time.

“We couldn’t believe our eyes but it was the naked truth. They were having sex while driving,” said a police spokesman.