
WEIRD BUT TRUE
An off-duty cop on a Sunday drive saw something awfully familiar – his recently stolen Volkswagen Jetta.
Patrolman Ethan Bernardi, of Charleston, S.C., whipped his cruiser around, pulled over the stolen vehicle and busted three suspects.
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Good grief – somebody stole Charlie Brown!
A 6-foot, 300-pound statue of the lovable “Peanuts” character was taken from Michele’s Restaurant in Santa Rosa, Calif., where it stood in tribute to one-time resident Charles Schulz, who created the legendary comic strip,
“I can’t believe it. It’s just wrong. It’s Charlie Brown,” lamented eatery owner Bob Forsyth, who’s offering a $2,500 reward for the statue’s return.
Lets hope they get Snoopy on the culprit’s trail.
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So much for “something blue.”
Two giant toads dressed in bright-red clothes were wed in a traditional Hindu ceremony in India by villagers hoping to appease the rain gods and end a dry spell.
Some 400 people in Khochakandar cheered as women put streaks of vermilion on the female toad’s head while a band played music and priests legalized the marriage to the chanting of hymns.
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Pam Feddirchuck isn’t worrying about the price of gas on her 849-mile road trip.
She’s riding a mule from Alberta, Canada, to Wyoming to attend the Mule Days celebration on Father’s Day.
She and a pal, Tara Lewis, who’s on a horse, will give the animals a break on the way home by riding back in a truck.
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Urine big trouble now, kid.
An Indian temple fined the parents of a baby who urinated on his mother while she was praying.
But the government told the Thrissur Temple in Kerala to refund the $45 penalty, saying the baby couldn’t be expected to control his bladder.
Priests were so freaked out by the baby pee, they held a special ceremony to cleanse the temple.


