Animal-rights activists are demanding a California aquarium stop serving fish in its cafeteria – saying it’s like grilling “poodle burgers at a dog show.”

“It’s easy to think of fish as swimming vegetables, but of all the places in the country where fish should get a fair shake, it’s an aquarium,” said Karin Robertson of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, who’s mad at the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach.

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Mamma mia! More than 80 percent of Italian men ages 18 to 30 still live at home with their mom and dad because their parents give them big allowances, a new study has found.

“Parents will be willing to trade off some of their consumption [spending] to ‘bribe’ those children [to] remain at home,” said the report by the University of London and University of California.

There are fewer mamma’s boys in the United States, where the rate is just 43 percent.

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The grieving parents of a traffic-accident casualty went to visit their son’s grave and were shocked to find local gravediggers enjoying their annual barbecue at the site.

Workers at the cemetery in Merksem, Brussels, had rock music blaring and their kids were romping around the tombstones.

“We won’t do it again,” one red-faced cemetery employee promised.

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Women who play beach volleyball in their bikinis risk droopy boobs, while guys who play could get saggy testicles, a top German surgeon warns.

“Vigorous movements and vibrations stretch the tissue around the breasts. The female breasts, even small ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time,” said Dr George Khoury of Hamburg.

“A similar thing can happen to male genitalia. Men should also wear tight pants to stop their testicles sagging too far.”

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Two Romanian cops issued summonses for trespassing – to themselves.

Agents Elvis Pricina and Iulian Gherghel, from Craiova were ordered to fine each other $100 after the town’s vice mayor caught them red-handed on an off-limits stretch of grass.

They were also demoted.