There was no business like shoe business for an Israeli computer programmer – busted in Tel Aviv for allegedly stealing and sniffing the footwear of female colleagues.

Cops said they found 205 pairs of ladies’ shoes, as well as socks and underwear, hidden in the attic of the 33-year-old married perv, who got excited by sniffing his haul.

“He would take the keys of his co-workers, make copies and then go to their houses when they weren’t home,” a police spokeswoman said.

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A bride walked down the aisle to the tinny strains of “Here Comes the Bride” played on a cell phone after the organist failed to get to the church on time.

Darren Medd, who was in the audience, realized he had the tune on his mobile and played it when the ceremony was delayed in Merthyr Tydfil, Wales.

But just as Tracy Muxworthy and Ian Davies were about to take their vows, the organist finally showed and played the march for real.

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Cell phones come in handy for all sorts of emergencies – like getting stuck in the toilet.

That’s what a guest at a hotel in Milan, Italy, found when he ended up with his hand stuck down the john for more than an hour.

The 65-year-old man slipped as he stepped out of the shower, and accidentally jammed his hand down the toilet as he tried to break his fall. Fortunately, he was within reach of his cell phone, and called firefighters who dismantled the toilet to free him.

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It was a real dog-day afternoon for a Siberian husky when his owner went berserk and bit the pooch on the nose.

Cops say the 36-year-old man began kicking and shouting at the whining animal before seizing it by the head and biting it.

Police in the north German town of Braunschweig arrested the man, and the dog is in a shelter, awaiting a new home.

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Better duck if you go to Aspen – the crystal balls are flying back and forth in a fierce battle between two psychics.

Nancy Marks is suing Lauren Miller to stop another woman from using the name “Aspen Psychic.”

But Miller says it’s a generic term, “a clean and simple name that describes what your business is and that you’re in Aspen.”

Each side accuses the other of harassment, and each has sought restraining orders against each other.

And, not surprisingly, each predicts she’ll win.