An Arizona coed, who thought she merely had a stomach ache, gave birth to a bouncing baby girl in her dorm room.

Tanya Hernandez said while she had put on a little weight in recent months, she had no idea she was pregnant.

“I reached down and felt the head of the baby and I thought, ‘Oh, my God, is what I think happening, happening?’ said Tanya, a senior at Northern Arizona University.

The birth occurred a week ago on what began as a normal day with Tanya working her part-time job at Piz zaworks.

“It was a girl,” Tanya told the Lumberjack campus newspaper.

Maine cops thought they had come across a horrific crime scene when they spotted the body of a half-naked woman, who had been tied up and mutilated.

Instead, it turned out to be a very realistic, anatomically correct sex doll.

“Whoever did this was someone demented,” state police spokesman Stephen McCausland said. “Whether it was there as a hoax or whether there was another purpose involved, we don’t know the answer.”

An 83-year-old Florida man died after he accidentally disturbed a yellow jackets’ nest with his lawnmower – spurring a vicious attack by 10,000 of the stinging insects.

Albert Wellner of Lake Glass was stung hundreds of times by the insects, which were living in a cluster of pine needles, according to police.

Pest-control expert Jonathan Simkins believes the noise and vibration of the mower provoked the assault.

Everyone’s a critic – including one testy tom turkey in upstate New York who burst into a video-rental shop and gave a big beak down to some hunting flicks.

The blockbuster bird left the shop in Batavia coated in feathers after smashing though a window and running amuck in the isles.

Cops eventually captured the opinionated fowl – but not before it could give its considered critique to bunch of bird-hunting how-to videos, which it knocked off the shelves and coated with droppings.