A Missouri man auctioned the back of his head as advertising space and is now carrying a company logo for five years.

James Nelson of Kansas City sold the space for $7,000 to a Texas Internet firm called CIHost.com, and had the name tattooed on his head.

He says he auctioned his head to pay for his own business idea, which “is going to be something unique that nobody’s done before.”

A woman says a St. Louis beauty parlor messed her hair up so bad, she plunged into a deep depression and had to quit her job.

Former University of Missouri Professor Geremie Hoff, 56, is suing the Elizabeth Arden Salon, claiming some of her hair fell out after a visit, and weeks later she developed a bald spot.

That caused her to “shut down” and forced her into an early retirement, said her lawyer, Paul Devine. Salon officials insist their clip joint is innocent.

It’s a dirty job – but Florence Jackson has gotta do it – she’s just been appointed as Savannah, Ga.’s first “equine sanitation technician.”

In other words, she shovels horse poop.

Armed with a steel-brush broom, an oversize dust pan, a barrel and disinfectant sprayer, Florence cleans up after the horse-drawn carriages that wander downtown. “If you wait too long, the manure dries out and it gets dusty. When it gets like that and the wind blows, watch out,” she said.

A big weight has been lifted from Christa Maring – the Florida mom gave birth to a baby boy tipping the scales at 13 pounds, 6 ounces.

“The last three months were pretty uncomfortable,” said Christa, 31, of East Lake. “Sleeping was hard. It was all in my stomach.”

But new child Colton has nothing on his 2-year-old sister, Madison.

She was born at 13 pounds, 11 ounces!

A man who tried to chat up a woman in a German nightclub dropped his false teeth down her cleavage.

Shop assistant Tina Lange, 37, who met the man in the Mannheim disco said: “I wasn’t very interested in him but when I was leaving he whispered in my ear: ‘I hope we’ll see each other again.’ He then dropped something down my cleavage, which I thought was his phone number.”

When she fished it out later, she found a plate of three false teeth.