A stray named Tinker is now a fat cat.

An elderly London widow has left the friendly feline her $562,000 home in London as well as a $160,000 trust fund.

Margaret Layne, 89, made it clear in her will that Tinker will have lifelong residency.

When Tinker dies the estate will pass to the trustees, Mrs. Layne’s neighbors.

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Police arrested a German man on suspicion of murdering his sister-in-law after he was spotted carrying her severed head through the streets of Uebach-Palenberg.

Police received several calls after passers-by saw the 24-year-old man walking with a blood-soaked knife and the head under his arm.

After arresting him, police discovered the decapitated corpse of his 25- year-old sister-in-law in the man’s apartment.

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A Texas cop who ordered a bacon cheese burger got a gross-out burger instead when the chef spat on the meat, authorities say.

The 16-year-old cook was charged with tampering with a consumer product after Officer Ray Garcia lifted his bun and noticed a clear, sticky substance at the Whataburger restaurant in San Antonio.

“It’s pretty repulsive and threatening. Especially with all the concern about what can be transmitted,” said Bexar County juvenile prosecutor Jill Mata. The teen has been fired.

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A Nebraska man has been cleaning his four horses by riding them through the local car wash.

But the jog is up for Jess Yager of North Platte, who’s been told it’s against the law to wash any type of animal in a machine for cars. Yager says the horses prefer the hot water of the car wash over the cold hose at home.

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A Swedish couple wants to name their newborn son Superman – but the idea won’t fly.

The tax authority nixed the request by Sara Lindenger and Johan Leisten, both 28, to name their child after the Man of Steel because it could “lead to discomfort for the person who uses it.”

But Lindenger said “it would be much worse to be called The Phantom or Tarzan.”