Librarians are throwing the book at a new action figure of a dowdy-looking, shushing librarian.

The 5-inch “Librarian Action Figure” depicts a bespectacled woman in a cardigan who moves her index finger to her lips and makes a shushing sound.

Maine librarian Diane DuBois slammed the doll, saying it’s setting the profession back 30 years.

“The shushing thing just put me right over the edge,” said DuBois.

“We’re so not like that anymore. It’s so stereotypical I could scream.”

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An Oklahoma man was busted delivering newspapers in the buff.

The 59-year-old man was nabbed in Norman after cops pulled him over for a broken car light.

A woman brutally arrested for honking her horn on a busy Miami street has been awarded $225,000.

A federal jury decided that Officer Louis Ferraro used excessive force in his arrest of paralegal Kim Lee.

The cop manhandled Lee after she honked her horn at a car stopped in front of her at a green light.

Lee claimed the cop yanked her out of her car by the wrist, handcuffed her and slammed her head on her trunk.

An Illinois cook has been sentenced to four years in prison for tainting cops’ food with mouse feces and his own spit because he doesn’t like cops.

Moses Martin, 38, personally dished up the tainted meals to four Kankakee cops and told them to “enjoy your food.”

A Romanian man has filed suit against his neighbor, claiming her sex romps are too noisy.

The man, identified only as Aristotel F, lives in a studio in Foscani beneath the woman’s apartment.

Aristotel says he’s awakened every night by his neighbor’s moans and squeals.