Harvard University, renowned for its legendary scholars, is hiring Jesse “The Body” Ventura to teach politics.

The tough-talking wrestler and former Minnesota governor, who’s a college dropout himself, says he’ll teach young Ivy Leaguers about third-party politics and “how awful the media can be.”

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A Wisconsin jail boss says his prison sends a bad message to drug-plagued inmates because it’s named the Highview Correctional Facility.

But while Warden Dan Benik wants the name changed, residents of Chippewa Falls, where the lockup is located, don’t want their town’s name used.

“We can name it for LaFayette, though,” Chippewa Falls Mayor Doug Sandvick joked, noting that Highview is not far from the town of LaFayette.

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A Minnesota state trooper intent on getting an off-duty colleague to a hockey game switched on her emergency flashers and siren and zoomed at speeds up to 126 mph before crashing into a civilian car, authorities say.

Dakota County trooper Jennifer Lee Schneider, 26, was charged with misconduct and suspended without pay.

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A California massage therapist has flown to India to help a group of stressed-out elephants relax.

Elke Riesterer uses reflexology and other techniques on pachyderms’ feet, then rubs their tails and trunks by the banks of the river Yamuna near New Delhi.

“The animals here are far too tense,” she said.

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An accident victim – thrown 15 feet through the air when a car overturned on a highway – is back in the water and swimming like normal.

Bercy, a 4-year-old goldfish, was ejected from his fish tank when the car he was in crashed in Leicestershire, England.

As paramedics treated owner Sophia Underhill, 23, for neck and arm injuries, officers found the fish lying nearby.

They threw him in a cup of water and “amazingly, Bercy started to swim around,” a police spokesman said.