He’s given a whole new meaning to the term “Dr. Feelgood.”

Oregon osteopath Randall Smith told a patient that having sex with him would be the best medicine for her pelvic pain.

Smith told the woman that massaging her “trigger points” during sex would help him alleviate her pain. Cops believe the pair had sex several times.

Smith, who billed the woman’s heath-care provider for his time during their steamy sex sessions, was sentenced to two months in prison for billing fraud.

Congratulations . . . you old bird!

Matilda the hen has been designated by Guinness World Records as the world’s oldest living chicken.

The beloved 14-year-old bird from Bessemer, Ala., has been a prop in the magic act of “Mort the Mystifying and Donna” for years.

The average life expectancy for a chicken is about eight years.

This Dairy Queen mascot really got creamed.

Andrea Wilcox was trying to lure customers to an Orem, Utah, Dairy Queen by wearing a giant ice cream cone when she was suddenly tackled for no apparent reason.

Because she had a poor view from inside the inflatable suit, Wilcox couldn’t get a good view of her attacker.

Here’s the long and short of a Czech condom manufacturer’s latest successful advertising campaign.

The company, Pepino, has been distributing penis-measuring postcards in thousands of bars and clubs in the Czech Republic. The cards have a centimeter scale to measure length and four openings to measure girth.

“Be a man, measure yourself,” the cards say. “It’s worth it.”

It’s not a crime to be overweight, but it’ll cost you your job if you’re a cop in Harbin, China.

Cops there have been ordered to lose weight or lose their jobs. The city’s Public Security Bureau has ruled that those officers with waistlines more than 35 inches will be given their walking papers.

The ruling is aimed at encouraging cops to do more physical exercise so they can better perform their job.