An Oregon truck driver nearly got busted for hauling busts – after motorists passing his pick-up with six life-like sculptures in the back mistook them for dead bodies and called the cops.

“I was going down the freeway and a sheriff pulled up behind me,” said Dannie Eaves, of Joseph, Ore. “I explained to him they were statues. We all had a good laugh. I bet they were really relieved.”

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Baby, you can’t drive my car.

But 4-year-old DeMarren Christian did anyway as he got behind the wheel of his grandma’s SUV and crashed through the sunroom of her Ohio condo.

Brenda Perkins of Middletown said she asked her shaken, but unhurt, grandson: “What were you thinking of when you did that?” He replied, “I was thinking about driving.”

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Can’t get to Scotland to see the Loch Ness monster? Then head to Saline, Mich., where a 6-foot-tall, 24-foot-long creature named Millie is lurking in Mill Pond.

Admittedly, Millie isn’t as mysterious. Her creator Jim Peters, a Loch Ness buff, made the beast out of wood and steel and uses a rope connected to pulleys to move her tail.

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Warning! Warning! Killer kangaroos are loose in Australia.

The aggressive hoppers, driven into the capital city of Canberra because of a drought in the bush, have already attacked one woman and killed a pet dog.

“My friend started shouting: ‘There’s a kangaroo in the pond. It’s got [my dog] Summer,’ ” said Christine Canham

“It was surreal. The kangaroo just stared back at us.”

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A Canadian school booted a French-speaking blind student from an English class after he refused to teach his guide dog English as well.

The University of New Brunswick had told Yvan Tessier of Quebec that his pooch Pavot would no longer be allowed to respond to French commands because speaking French in class is banned.