A West Virginia woman picked the wrong guy to flash.

Wytona Mollohan, of Whitman, is serving 90 days in the slammer after she exposed her breasts to a man who turned out to be Logan County District Attorney Brian Abraham.

Mollohan was standing by the side of the road when she flashed Abraham, who was driving his car.

Abraham immediately turned around, called cops and ordered Mollohan to stay put.

For Glen Campbell, it was perhaps his most captive audience ever.

That’s because the famed country crooner, nearing the end of his 10-day sentence for drunken driving, gave a free half-hour concert for some 1,000 inmates at a Phoenix lockup.

Campbell, 68, belted out several of his greatest hits on a makeshift stage atop a flatbed truck with some hay bales as a countrified backdrop.

It’s a strange and sad sight to see.

About 25 pelicans have crashed onto Arizona sidewalks and roads, mistaking the heat-induced glare of the paved surface for lakes and creeks.

The birds have been found from Phoenix to Yuma. Thankfully, none of the pelicans was seriously injured in the crashes.

A Fiji man was raised by chickens.

The 32-year-old man in Suva picked up the tendencies of the birds after his grandfather locked him in a chicken coop for years when he was a child.

“He had imitated or imprinted with the chicken,” said Elizabeth Clayton, who is rehabilitating the man.

“He was perching, he was picking at his food, he was hopping around like a chicken.”

An elderly Michigan man missed his scheduled flight home from Montana because the metal rods in his knees set off airport security alarms.

Jack Thompson, 86, was held up for 15 minutes at the metal detector at the airport that serves Bozeman, Mont. It was just enough of a delay to make him miss his flight.

“All to get my knees checked,” said Thompson, who had to wait an extra day before getting a flight home.