He’s in a lick of trouble.

A Pennsylvania man has been busted for sucking the toes or kissing the feet of two women and a young girl.

James Kilpatrick, 21, of Greensburg, is accused of sucking the toes of two women at a park and kissing the feet of a 12-year-old girl at the local library.

He has been charged with indecent assault, stalking, corruption of minors and harassment.

What a dope!

An ex-con returned a rental car in suburban Philadelphia and left behind some key baggage: 88 bags of heroin and his wallet.

When employees at Enterprise Rent-A-Car found the stash, they called cops.

A detective posing as the drugs’ finder arranged a meeting at a nearby mall to sell back the drugs, and arrested Robert Laguerre when he showed up, authorities said.

It didn’t make any cents to Sandi Bryan.

Bryan, of East Wenatchee, Wash., was furious after she was threatened by the state with legal action over the 5 cents she owed for an unemployment-compensation overpayment more than six years ago.

Giving her two cents’ worth, Bryan told the state Department of Employment Security:

“Do you realize for this nickel, you paid an employee to type this [notice, and spent] 37 cents for postage?”

A 70-year-old Italian man was killed in a freak accident when a World War I bomb from his military memorabilia collection exploded.

Retired farmer Aldo Busato of Venice was blown to pieces while showing off the collection to a friend in his garden.

The man he was showing the vintage bomb to was seriously injured in the bizarre blast.

This isn’t a good sign for his campaign.

A candidate for Sequoyah County commissioner in Oklahoma caught the incumbent on videotape stealing his campaign signs and tossing them into a creek.

Hiding in the bushes with his video camera, Steve Carter and a sheriff’s deputy nabbed Commissioner Lewis Warren in the act.