An Ohio trucker and his wife found a “high” chair in their room at the Best Western Inn in Graham, N.C. – it had two packages of cocaine hidden in its seat.

The trucker called 911 after one packet fell out when he moved the chair. The second packet was discovered while cops were searching the room. Each contained a kilo of the white powder.

Police are checking past occupants of the room in hopes of finding out who left the $50,000 stash.

LuAnn Crim of Perrinton, Mich., was in her bathroom putting on her makeup when she heard a sloshing sound coming from the toilet.

When she checked, “a very wet, bedraggled, dark-colored animal swam up out of the toilet trap and scrambled to get out.”

It was a red squirrel.

After Crim and her husband caught it using a bucket, butterfly net and tray, they determined that it had gotten in through a 3-inch vent pipe that goes from the toilet’s drain to the roof of their house.

A woman was caught after going on a bizarre buying spree using a $4,000 line of credit established with ID stolen from a police employee in Auburn, Wash.

Officials said the woman walked through a furniture store saying, “I’ll take that, that, that, that, and how much more do I have left to spend?”

When she was done, she couldn’t squeeze all her purchases into her truck. And that’s how she got caught.

Police, alerted by suspicious store employees, were waiting when she sent friends to pick up the rest of the loot.

A Romanian man who asked to have a telephone installed 28 years ago was delighted when he finally got a letter from Romtelcom, the state-run phone company.

But he wasn’t pleased when he read its message: There still was no phone line available for him.

When Luciano Pavarotti travels, he takes along everything – including the kitchen sink.

The opera star has arranged to have a portable designer kitchen installed in his suite at the Hotel Le Royal Meridien in Hamburg, Germany, where he is staying for four days.