Kindhearted San Francisco cops have been rewarded for feeding the hungry stray cats who live in the precinct parking lot – with a station house full of fleas.

Officers now find themselves scratching every time they report for duty.

“I’m in favor of the cats, not the fleas,” said Capt. Rick Bruce. “The situation is not good.”

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A 21-year-old Pennsylvania woman taking a shower turned around to find a man she had dated in high school standing next to her – nude.

Cops say Eric Jensen, of Leisenring, Pa., sneaked into his ex-honey’s cottage, whipped off his clothes and jumped into the shower – just minutes before he was due to pick up his wife.

Earlier this year, the nervy perv pleaded guilty to hiding in a ceiling vent overlooking the girls’ locker room at a junior high school.

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Scrooge is alive and well and living in Utah. Aviation law there requires small aircraft to keep an altitude of more than 2,000 feet while flying over Salt Lake City – but for years, Santa Claus and his reindeer were granted an exception. No more.

“Members of the panel felt it was just not appropriate,” sniffed Department of Airports Director Tim Campbell.

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A TV crew filming an exposé on the bad conditions at a Romanian vacation retreat got more than they bargained for when they found a nude corpse on the beach.

The following day, they returned to the beach at the Black Sea resort of Eforie Nord to discover a man dying of a heart attack.

“We expected poor service, cockroaches, bad food – but not two dead bodies in two days,” said TV host Jonathan Maitland.

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Catholic priests in Croatia are demanding $1 million to hire drivers so they can drink without worrying about getting pulled over.

With a new zero-tolerance DWI law in effect, the clergymen complain they can no longer drive between churches after drinking wine during Mass.

“We need to drink wine as a symbol of the blood of Christ. We want to obey the law, of course,” said one pastor.