Say cheese steak – and be prepared to shell out $100.

That’s the whopping price the Barclay Prime restaurant in Philadelphia is charging for the city’s famed sandwich, which costs a mere $4 in most eateries around town.

The pricey version is made from Kobe beef and comes with champagne, but some fans don’t like the hoity-toity connotation.

“You shouldn’t mess with the Philadelphia cheese steak. Let it alone,” diner Samuel Lehrer said.

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Believe it or not, Mormons do have a devilish sense of humor.

Proof of that can be seen in Provo, Utah, where Brigham Young University students are snapping up thousands of T-shirts that read, “I can’t. I’m Mormon.”

Joe Herrera, who created the shirt, says he’s now getting requests to produce a spinoff garment that reads, “I can’t. I’m Catholic.”

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A henpecked German husband has chosen to go to prison for 10 days rather than pay a $100 parking fine – because he relishes the opportunity to get away from his nagging wife.

Police in Itzehoe said the 47-year-old man told them he “couldn’t stand the constant bickering at home with his wife, and was looking forward to a bit of peace and quiet in jail.”

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A 72-year-old Malaysian man has remarried his first wife – 46 years after divorcing her.

Kamarudin Mohamad’s “new” bride, whom he first wed in 1958, is now 74 – and, incredibly, he’s had 51 other wives in between.

“I am not a playboy. I just love seeing beautiful women,” he insisted.

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Having sex in a public bathroom does not violate Italy’s public-decency laws, as long as the door is shut.

The court ruling came after a Swiss couple was accused of obscene acts when the owner of a bar in Como opened the door of the bathroom to find them making love.

Prosecutors demanded prison for the pair, but Judge Luciano Storaci called it an open-and-shut case, with the emphasis on shut.