An Arkansas street looked like the set of a gory horror flick after a load of pig entrails sloshed out of a truck that was hauling the guts to a dog-food plant.

Cops in Little Rock said that 1,000 pounds of the foul-smelling innards from a local slaughterhouse spilled out when the driver, Billy Day, 55, made a short stop at an intersection.

Fire crews hosed the mess down with water and bleach.

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Forgive them Father, for they have sinned!

That’s what some folks are saying about the flea-market vendors at Spring Hill Presbyterian Church in Tennessee after they found them selling sex aids, including vibrating sponges and erotic lotions.

Organizer Effie Heiss insisted she hadn’t noticed the X-rated display, but “I don’t know if I’d have known what it was if I had seen it.”

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A 14-year-old schoolgirl destroyed an ATM with her bare hands after it swallowed her bank-card.

“I train regularly at a local boxing club to keep fit, [so] I guess I must have learned a few things,” the teen told cops in Ukraine.

But bank officials aren’t laughing – they’re demanding $8,500 from the girl to repair the machine.

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A besotted South African businessman is refusing to leave the Croatian village of Split until he finds a girl he noticed across a crowded bar.

“I will not leave this place for years if I have to,” declared Keith Van Der Spuy.

“When I saw her and she looked at me, I knew she was the one. There was pure chemistry between us.

“If she is married or is not interested, I can accept it, but I have to know.

“I have to see her one more time – and I even bought a diamond ring for her.”

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Duffers who need some divine intervention on the golf course can now play with “holy golf balls.”

The balls – being marketed in England with the slogan “For a Holy in One” – are inscribed with biblical messages such as “But seek first His Kingdom” and “Those who seek me diligently, find me.”

Hardly par for the course, we’d say.