Steven Dulka III gave his heart to his bride as they walked up the aisle, then traded it in hours later.

As he was getting hitched, Deidre Jacoboni, Dulka, 51, who had suffered from inflammation of the heart, got a call from the transplant coordinator at Detroit’s Henry Ford Hospital, telling him a heart was ready and to come in immediately.

The ceremony was sped up, but the honeymoon had to be postponed.

“This is our honeymoon suite,” said Deidre, sweeping her arms around her new hubby’s fifth-floor hospital room.

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And speaking of cardiac matters . . .

Is that a stirring in my shorts or am I having a heart problem?

Heart patients may soon be asking that question, thanks to a portable heart monitor just unveiled in Charleston, S.C.

It uses sensors woven into underwear to warn them before they suffer an attack.

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A Milwaukee woman tried to sell her neighbor a rather unusual product – her 6-day-old daughter.

Cops say the 32-year-old mom, extremely intoxicated, knocked on the neighbor’s door and asked, “Would you buy my baby for $10?”

The mom is now under arrest and the baby in foster care.

Gee, what would the stork say?

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A German man tried to fend off repossessors – by attacking them with a chainsaw, then hurling gas bombs at them.

“We’ve had a number of repossessions before but never had anything quite like this,” a police spokesman in Helbra said of the 52-year-old psycho, who faces charges of attempted manslaughter charges.

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In Ukraine, it’s va-va-va-voom for votes.

Men there are being treated to free strip shows in a nudie bar in a bid to win their votes for a candidate.

One worker for incumbent Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovich said of potential supporters being entertained by erotic dancers: “We hope the voters will remember who gave them this show for free when they go to the ballot box.”