Oink vey! Wild pigs are running rampant in Florida. A wolf pack – uh, pig pack – of boars has been tearing through the suburbs of Melbourne, shredding lawns and killing cats. But their days may be numbered.

Two licensed trappers were hired to take out the swine and have already bagged 23, including one 380-pound brute. Guess you could say they’re bringing home the bacon.

An online university awarded a bachelor’s degree – to a cat.

The Pennsylvania attorney general filed suit against Trinity Southern University in Texas after investigators paid $299 for a degree for a 6-year-old black cat named Colby.

The school then offered Colby an MBA.

A Russian man was busted for answering the call of nature – in a store’s display toilet.

Staffers at the shop in Kirov were stunned when the man unzipped his pants to urinate in the toilet in the middle of the showroom floor.

He told police he assumed customers were allowed to try out the products before buying them.

Banishing wrinkles in Austria is now as easy as shopping for groceries.

A gourmet shop in Vienna is offering bargain Botox treatments in its weekly flier, along with its usual food specials.

The medical community is balking, but Dr. Wolfgang Pirker, who performs the procedures, said business is booming.

Move over, honey, I’ll take the money!

A new survey in the German issue of Playboy reveals Germans prefer money to sex.

Some 62 percent opted for cash, compared with just 6 percent choosing sex. Another 26 percent said they’d rather have the free time to do what they wanted.