Britney Spears caused quite a stink on a recent flight from Los Angeles to New York.

Seems she took her shoes off and “the smell was unbelievable,” a passenger reported.

After a stewardess asked the pop tart to put her shoes back on, Britney reportedly “laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them on. There’s no way we could have put up with that,” said the passenger.

An elementary-school teaching assistant in Tacoma, Wash., was booted from the classroom for serving dog food to preschoolers pretending to be puppies.

The aide poured kibble and some sunflower seeds onto some paper plates and put them on the floor for the play-acting youngsters, officials said.

The dog food had come from a display intended to teach the preschoolers “what not to eat,” according to a school district spokeswoman.

He just kept on trucking.

A single-engine plane made a brief emergency landing atop an 18-wheeler in Fabens, Texas – but the driver never heard a thing.

The plane fell off the truck and landed upside down on the road, and the two people on board escaped unscathed.

“Nothing happened to the truck, except for a couple of skid marks up top,” said a state trooper.

A scrappy prisoner in a county jail in Norman, Okla., got into a food fight with another prisoner this week.

He stabbed him with a pork-chop bone he had sharpened and fashioned into a weapon.

As a result, he’ll be penned up longer than his original eight-year sentence.

An Israeli man who owed his ex-wife eight years of child support ended up paying unexpectedly – when police in Jerusalem raided his wedding reception and seized all the gifts.

The cops emptied the wedding hall’s safe of all the cash and checks that had been given to the couple by their guests, but didn’t arrest the groom.

The celebrating was over, however – because the bride fainted.