Oklahoma Highway Patrol troopers pulled over a delivery truck, and found 610 pounds of marijuana – stashed in four coffins.

Drivers Timothy Hynd and Robert Dean Harper were charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.

But Donn Baker, a lawyer for one of the men, insisted his client was innocent, saying, “He didn’t check inside the caskets for drugs. Would you?”

The folks at the Tainted Flesh tattoo parlor in DuBois, Pa., were a bit surprised when Ralph Bonebreak walked in to be tattooed for the first time.

He’s 94.

Bonebreak, who got a locomotive on his right arm and an eagle on his left, “always wanted a tattoo, but back then, the only place you could get one was at the county fair. They weren’t very clean,” said his friend Eve Camuso.

A group of Dutch tourists who got lost hiking in the Chilean Andes thought the whole thing was set up by the tour company.

The 17 men and women were told by their guide they were lost, but didn’t believe him, even 24 hours after they were found, all suffering from dehydration.

“The funny thing was they were never afraid because they really thought that everything was being staged by the tour company as a surprise part of the hiking,” said Police Officer Leandro Plaza.

A Mexican man killed his gay lover and then cooked the body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days, cops say.

Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling the body parts when they raided his shack near the Caribbean resort of Playa del Carmen.

“He was preparing stews. There was a grill where he was cooking part of the heart and bits he had cut off the body,” said Police Chief Martin Estrada.