Sicko teens are hurling a life-size mannequin off a highway overpass into the path of oncoming cars to make drivers believe they’ve hit somebody.

Cops in Swampscott, Mass., say freaked-out motorists are calling them to report mowing over a pedestrian – only to find out it’s a dummy.

“No accidents, no damage so far, but obviously, it’s not a smart thing to do,” said Lt. Peter Cassidy.

Police are seeking three teenagers in the twisted pranks.

Think the prices of Christmas trees are high here? Then check out Honolulu, where folks camped out overnight at a shopping center for the privilege of buying them for more than $200 apiece.

That’s because after hundreds of trees went unsold last Christmas, stores ordered far fewer this year, causing a statewide shortage.

A British retiree had to laugh when a kindhearted charity sent him a pair of socks for Christmas – because he has no legs.

“It’s like giving condoms to the pope,” said Stan Coram, 73, who also received another gift he couldn’t use: a box of chocolates. Stan, you see, is diabetic.

Lawyers say justice in the Romanian city of Iasi really stinks – because the courtrooms there smell like stables.

They’ve filed a $2 million lawsuit against the government to protest the “humiliating” conditions in which they work.

Mariana Bazdara, who represents 600 lawyers in the suit, added that besides the stench, “there is no light … and the ceilings look like they are going to fall down at any moment.”

A group of Scrooge-like Germans are trying to create “Santa-free zones,” claiming Saint Nick has become a commercial symbol that has all but ruined Christmas.

“We object to the material things, the hectic rush to buy gifts, and the ubiquity of the bearded man in the red suit that are taking away from the core meaning of Christmas,” said Bettina Schade of the Frankfurter Nicholas Initiative.

They might have a point – but banning Santa?