Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer has made Santa’s naughty list in Colorado.
Actually, it was a woman who disguised herself as the iconic caribou to burglarize a business in Fort Collins, where she removed the costume head and glanced briefly at an overhead camera on Dec. 18.
Police sleighed it with a new take on the Christmas classic tune, which they posted on Facebook along with surveillance video in hopes of reining in the rogue reindeer:

“Rudolph the Red Nosed Burglar
Had a very shady scheme
And if you saw the video
It would want to make you scream.

All of the other burglars
Used to steal without disguise
They weren’t like this Rudolph
She’s different from the other guys.

On one foggy December eve
Rudolph came to steal.
Broke into a Hickory shop,
Never expected to see a cop.

Oh how the camera caught her
As she committed burglary
Rudolph the Red Nosed Criminal
We need your help with her I.D.”
“All kidding aside,” police said, “…if If you have any info about this incident or know suspect’s identity, let us know so we can notify St. Nick.”